So, I am taking my client to the dentist today. On the drive down I am discussing social skills with her and encouraging her to basically be human and not socially inept or socially constipated as I lovingly call it.
She is sitting in the dentist chair and she looks at me and in all seriousness says "Can I have your liver when you are done with it?" I said "Now what would you do with it?" (And I am reminded of Silence of the Lambs with Hannibal Lecter) She said "Well, its always good to have a spare. That's what the voices say anyway." I said "Ahh, well sorry but I plan on using mine!"
I then hear some laughing and the dentist and his assistant are around the corner laughing. I could think of nothing profound to say besides "You guys got any good pain killers back here?"
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