I Read Signs

Sorry it has been a while since there has been a post, here is a good one...

So, I'm in session with my client and he is jumping from topic to topic and he all the sudden becomes quiet. He looks at me and says "Do you ever think you're losing it?" I respond with "Can you define that for me?" He says "Well, I think I'm going crazy. I read signs ya know. So, like when a girl licks her lips it means she wants to have sex with all the guys in the room, and when someone looks at you for a long time and then sniffs they are trying to read your mind or they want to hurt you." I said "So, these thoughts are making you feel crazy or is there something else?" There is then a really long pause and the whole time he is looking rather intently at me. I maintained eye contact and he finally said "Hmm, I was trying to probe your mind." I said "How did it go?" he said "Well, I couldnt see anything, you're either blocking me or I need to sleep more."

My thought "Either you forgot your meds, taking drugs you shouldnt or are really loving the Twilight series right now!!!"